I’m a bit of an Australophile. I’m not exactly sure why, considering I’ve never been there, but a blurb on the back of this book says “If you haven’t been to Australia, read Illywhacker. It will give you the feel of it like nothing else I know.”
So I read it, and if that blurb is true, Australians are loud and brash (but endearingly so), with a fondness for asserting their independence and telling comically exaggerated stories. Which is pretty much exactly the stereotype I already had of them. But Carey’s playing with the stereotypes—his protagonist is a personification of the country—so the whole thing comes across as a gentle mocking of Australians and the way the rest of the world perceives them.
“Illywhacker,” so says the all-knowing back cover of the book, is an Australian slang term for a con man at a country fair. It also brings to mind something like a jabberwocky, and it almost sounds obscene.
It’s a perfect title for a sprawling, surreal book that feels like a carnival.
Illywhacker is the story of an unprincipled swindler, Herbert Badgery, who cons his way through decades of his life in Australia, living to an astoundingly old age. But Badgery is likable. He’s good at what he does. His explanations for his actions always seem disarmingly logical, even when they’re not.
Badgery comes into the story as an old man (139 years old, to be exact), narrating his past, which starts as he’s a young man crashing an airplane outside Melbourne in 1919. Soon he’s raising money to build an airplane factory (the first Australian one), which never materializes, and ends up marrying the daughter of his biggest backer. That episode ends, and he’s wandering around the outback with his children, befriending cabaret dancers and Communist organizers. There’s the greatest pet store in the world (supposedly.)
The story spirals off in multiple directions, focusing on Badgery’s son Charles for a good part of the narration. Charles is quieter and more awkward, but as Herbert periodically points out, he’s inherited his stubbornness. Eventually, the story comes together as neatly as can be expected.
I don’t know if there’s a name for this kind of book, but it’s a kind of book I like. It’s a big, sprawling, messy, picaresque family saga that stretches over decades—in this case, the 1910s through the 1960s, and possibly beyond. Carey’s writing and subject matter kept reminding of other books I’ve read, but I could never quite put my finger on it. After a while I gave up on analyzing it and just let Illywhacker entertain me.
As Badgery says as the very beginning: “My advice is not to waste your time with your red pen, to try to pull apart the strands of lies and truth, but to relax and enjoy the show.”






